Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of funny elephant and ant jokes! Guaranteed to make you smile, these jokes are perfect for kids of all ages.
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Introduction
Welcome to our selection of funny elephant and ant jokes. These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages and adults who enjoy a good laugh. We hope you enjoy them!
Elephant Jokes
Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: How do you fit an elephant into a car?
A: Put him in the trunk!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side! This may be one of the most famous elephant jokes but it is still pretty funny. If you are looking for more laughs, check out our list of elephant jokes below.
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
An elephant with a machine gun is a danger to everyone around him.
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun and a trunk full of drugs?
Sir, we have reports of an elephant with a machine gun and a trunk full of drugs.
How do you catch an elephant?
Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: You tie him to a post!
Ant Jokes
Why did the ant cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the grasshopper cross the road? To get to the other side!
How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the whole colony to get it done!
What do you call an ant with a machine gun?
An ant with a machine gun is called an annoyance.
How do you catch an ant?
To catch an ant, you will need either a piece of fruit or a small container. Place the fruit or container near the ant hill. The ant will go into the container to get the fruit and you can then place the lid on the container to catch it.
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny elephant and ant jokes. If you have any other favorite jokes about elephants or ants, please share them with us in the comments below.
