Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny electrical engineering jokes. Whether you’re an engineer or just appreciate a good pun, you’re sure to find something to make you smile.
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Jokes
Why don’t engineers trust atoms?
What is an engineer?
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn’t necessarily understand them.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Why did the engineer cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that’s what interns are for.
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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, of course, depends on the type of engineer you are asking. If you are asking a civil engineer, the answer is one. The civil engineer will simply calculate the maximum safe load for the screw, find a comfortable position to stand in, and apply a sufficient amount of torque to achieve the desired result.
If you are asking an electrical engineer, the answer is three. One to discover why the power is out, one to design a circuit to solve the problem, and one to explain to the non-engineers why they don’t need to know how it works, they just need to turn it on and off.
If you are asking a mechanical engineer, the answer is five. One to determine which direction to turn the bulb ( clockwise or counterclockwise ), one to calculate how much torque is required for proper insertion while taking into consideration frictional losses due to threading irregularities and resultantly decreased friction coefficients as excessive heat is generated from said irregularity contact stresses , one person working at each end of said lightbulb in order to prevent error due its anisotropic nature , and finally someone responsible for stocking replacement lightbulbs.
What’s an engineer’s favorite type of food?
An engineer’s favorite type of food is anything that can be eaten with one hand while they’re working on something else.
What’s an engineer’s favorite type of drink?
A glass of milk!
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How do you know when an engineer is happy?
When they’re able to contain their laughter at their own jokes.
How do you know when an engineer is angry?
When they start working on a project, they get a ” Mean ” look on their face, and their eyes narrow and lips purse.
What’s an engineer’s favorite type of movie?
A documentary.
