Funny Egypt Jokes to Make You Laugh

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Egypt Jokes. We’ve got all the classics, plus some new ones that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

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Jokes about the Pyramids

Why did the Pharaoh cross the road?

To get to the pyramid!

Why did the Sphinx have a broken nose?

Because it got hit by a pyramid!

How do you throw a space party in Egypt?

You invite everyone outside!

Why are there no parking lot pyramids in Egypt?

Because they were all built in a hurry!

Jokes about the Sphinx

Why did the Sphinx have to duck?

Because it was afraid of getting hit by a flying pyramid!

Jokes about the Nile

Why did the pharaoh cross the Nile?
To get to the other side!

Why did the archaeologist cross the river?
To get to the mummy!

Why is opening a tomb like opening a can of soda?
Because there might be a mummy inside!

Jokes about Pharaohs

Why did the Pharaoh cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the mummy cross the road?

Because he was wrapped up in a mystery!

Why does a pyramid have a pointy top?

To stick it in the desert!

Jokes about Cleopatra

Why was Cleopatra’s nose so long?
Because it was attached to her feet!

How did Cleopatra save money on her beauty products?
She used milk of magnesia for her complexion!

Why was Cleopatra’s husband afraid of her?
Because she was always after him!

Why couldn’t Cleopatra see herself in the mirror?
Because she had a cobra in front of her face!

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