It’s Easter time, which means it’s time to enjoy some of the best Easter jokes for adults that are a little dirty. From chocolate bunnies to Easter eggs, these jokes will have you hoppin’ with laughter.
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Easter Jokes
Easter is a time for family, friends, and celebrating new life. But it’s also a time for some good old-fashioned Easter humor. After all, what’s a holiday without a few laughs? If you’re looking for some Easter laughs that are a little bit naughty, check out these Easter jokes for adults.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his grandma’s house!
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in its pocket?
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in its pocket?
A smart aleck!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
By exercising religiously!
Easter Puns
Easter is a time for fun, family, and laughter. Why not add some extra laughter to the holiday with these funny Easter jokes for adults that are a little dirty? These Easter puns will have everyone in the family laughing out loud.
I tried to catch some fog earlier.. I mist.
I tried to catch some fog earlier.. I mist.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a great book about anti-gravity.. It’s impossible to put down!
Q: What do you call a chick that’s been in the sun too long?
A: A hot mess!
Easter Riddles
I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
I am a fire!
What has a heart that doesn’t beat, a mouth that doesn’t speak, and a head that doesn’t think?
An artichoke.
What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
A bumblebee!
