Looking for some jokes to make your Halloween party a hit? Check out our collection of funny Dracula jokes!
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Jokes
Short jokes
Q: What do you call a vampire who doesn’t drink blood?
A: A vegetarian!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite type of bread?
A: Coffin bread!
Q. What did the Dracula say when he saw a crucifix?
A. “Drat! I’d better get out of here before that woman with the garlic shows up!”
Long jokes
What do you call a vampire who doesn’t want to be a vampire anymore? Decaf.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? Because he wanted to improve his bite!
What do you call a vampire who only drinks apple juice? A fang-less vampire.
Why did the vampire cross the road? To get to the blood bank!
What do you call a vampire with no eyes? Nosferatu.
Puns
These Halloween puns are to die for! Whether you’re looking for jokes to tell your friends or just want to get into the Halloween spirit, these puns will do the trick. So ghosts, skeletons, and vampires, get ready to have a howling good time!
Short puns
What do you call a vampire who’s always late?
Count Drac-ula!
Why was Count Dracula so unhappy?
Because he had a bat in the belfry!
What do you call two vampires who share the same coffin?
Coffin buddies!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and an elephant?
A pachyderm with fangs!
Long puns
What did the vampire say to his date?
You realize we have nothing in common except for our love of blood.
Why couldn’t the vampire open the coffin?
He lost the key!
What did the mummy say to the pharmacy?
I need a band-aid.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
Riddles
Why did the vampire cross the road?To get to the other bite!Why did Dracula go to the therapist?Because he had a bat in the cave!Why don’t vampires like sunlight?Because it gives them sunburns!What do you call a vampire with two girlfriends?A two-timing bloodsucker!Why wouldn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?Because he wanted to be sorry for the bite!
Short riddles
1.Why did the vampire go to the eye doctor?
2.Why did the vampire get fired from his job as a blood salesman?
3.What do you call a vampire who only drinks blood from llamas?
4.What’s a vampire’s favorite type of sandwich?
5.What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
6.What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
7.How does a vampire make coffee?
8.Where do vampires keep their money?
9.What do vampires have for breakfast?
10.How does a vampire walk into a bar?
Long riddles
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
