Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny donut jokes. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these jokes are sure to make you smile.
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Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? Because he needed a hole in one!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
What did one donut say to the other?
-I’m a little jelly because you’re always in the hole!
Puns
These puns are so bad, they’re sure to make you laugh. I know, I know, you’re groaning already. But trust me, these donuts jokes are so terrible, they’re actually funny.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist!
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t take a shower for a week? Smelly.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
One-liners
Are you looking for funny donut jokes? Here is a collection of the best one-liners that will make you smile.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When it comes to one-liners, no one does it quite like comedians. They make us laugh, they make us think and they often leave us wanting more. But what about when we want something more light-hearted? That’s where funny donut jokes come in.
Whether you’re looking for a way to start your day with a smile or you need a pick-me-up in the afternoon, these jokes are sure to do the trick. So without further ado, here are 25 of the funniest donut jokes around.
1. Why did the doughnut go to the doctor? because he was feeling a little crumby!
2. How many doughnuts can you eat before you get sick? Just one… I’m not feeling too well already!
3. How do you throw a space party? You planet!
4. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one…
5. Why did the coffee date have to leave early? Because she had to bean somewhere!
6. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
7. How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post and wait for doughnuts to fall out of the sky!
8. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through!
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
10. What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got little legs!
If you want a nice body, you should work out at the cemetery.
This one-liner is sure to get a chuckle out of anyone who hears it. After all, who doesn’t love a good joke about donuts?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
“Don’t expect anyone to be perfect… except for donuts, they’re perfect.” – Unknown
“My love for you is like a circle, it has no beginning or end.” – Unknown
“I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.” – unknown
