Funny Dog Jokes and Puns

If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny dog jokes and puns. From silly one-liners to clever riddles, we’ve got all the bases covered.

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Jokes

I’m a big fan of animal puns, and I especially love dog puns. I’ve collected some of my favorites here for your enjoyment. I hope you get a good chuckle out of them.

Short jokes

A man wakes up in the morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the phone book for a bear service to remove the bear. The service he calls says “We send two experienced men out on a campaign to trap the bear and remove it from your property. The service will cost you $500.”
The man agrees and pays the money. 5 minutes later, two men show up driving a pick-up truck. They climb up on the roof, poke around a while, then leave.
The next day the man wakes up to find the same bear back on his roof. He calls the same service and they say “We’ll send out two more experienced trappers this time for $1000.” So he pays it and sure enough, 5 minutes later two guys show up driving another pick-up truck. They spend a half an hour poking around his roof then leave.
Well, this goes on for 2 weeks – samebear – different Two Men In Pickup Trucks showing up each day charging him ever increasing amounts of money for their services with no results!
Finally at his wit’s end he decides there’s just nothing else to do but call them again and pay whatever it costs knowing that this time it has to work! Five minutes later two guys show up driving an old beat-up Volkswagen. One of them climbs up on the roof where he spends half an hour chatting with the bear then comes down smiling, shakes hands with your amazed homeowner and says “I’ll just bill you $2532.””

Medium jokes

Whether you’re looking for a pun-based name for your new pup, want to lighten the mood during vet visits, or are simply a sucker for all things canine, we’ve got the ultimate list of 175 dog puns and jokes (and their appropriate dad jokes).

Warning: If you tend to get easily offended by puns (or bad jokes in general), then you might want to steer clear. After all, we all know that comedy is subjective—so some of these might make you groan while others have you howling with laughter.

Still here? Then without further ado, here are 175 of the best dog puns, grouped into categories based on their level oflaughs.

Medium Jokes:
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue with coffee?
A: He drank it before it was cool.

Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Long jokes

What do you call a cold dog?

A chihuahua!

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes a lot of tries!

Puns

Puns are a great way to make your friends laugh. They are also a great way to show off your wit. But what exactly is a pun? A pun is a play on words that results in a humorous or clever effect. Puns can be made on any topic, but they are often made on topics that are pun-sensitive, such as dogs.

Short puns

Q: Why don’t dogs make good mathematicians?
A: Because they can’t do sums.

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A. An abdominal snowman!

Q. Why are dogs such bad fishermen?
A. Because they can’t keep their worms straight!

Medium puns

Dogs and bones, we can’t seem to get enough of either. If you’re looking for a laugh, then these dog puns and jokes are for you.

How does a dog stop a VCR?
With the paw button.

Why did the well-behaved dog cross the road?
To get to the other leash side.

What does a snowman love most about summer?
The doggone heat!

What’s a dog’s favorite kind of cookie?
Puppy chow!

What is a dog’s favorite color? Pup-ple!

Long puns

What’s a dog’s favorite vegetable?

A corgi.

What do you call a French bulldog in a red sweater?

A beret!

What do you get when you cross a Cocker spaniel with an octopus?

A cockapoop!

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