Funny Disney Jokes for Adults

Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of funny Disney jokes for adults. From clever one-liners to punny jokes, there’s something for everyone. So grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and enjoy!

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Jokes about princesses

What is a princess’s favorite fruit?


What do you call a princess who doesn’t brush her teeth?

A FrOZEN asset!

What do you call a group of unruly princesses?


Jokes about princes

Jokes about princes
How do you know if a prince is in love with you?
He sends you a dozen roses, with a note that says, “I love you princess.”

Jokes about villains

Why did the villain cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a villain with a PhD?

A Doctor of Evil!

What do you call a villain who’s been hit by a truck?

Flat Stanley!

Disney movies

Jokes about classic Disney movies

What’s Sleeping Beauty’s favorite breakfast food?

A Aurora Borealis!

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t come out well?

Someday my prints will come!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Jokes about newer Disney movies

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

What do you call Elsa’s favorite chicken nugget? A frozen asset!

What does Mickey Mouse use to unlock his phone? His Minnie!

Why did Sleeping Beauty only sleep for 100 years? Because that’s all the beauty rest she could get!

What do you call a fly that can’t keep up with the times? A dinosaur!

Disney parks

A trip to Disney World is a magical experience for adults and children alike. But, did you know that there are plenty of hilarious Disney jokes that adults will appreciate?

Jokes about Disneyland

What’s the difference between Disneyland and Walmart?

Disneyland has dreams and happy endings.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to Disneyland?

Because it was the only place he could get a date!

What’s the difference between Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty?

Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Jokes about Walt Disney World

What’s the difference between a Disney park and a cage full of animals?
The animals are in cages because they’re wild.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to Disneyland?
Because that’s where the whales are!

What does Donald Duck put on his cereal?

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