From funny to flirty, these Valentines Day jokes are sure to make your loved one laugh.
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It’s that time of year again…time to think about what to get your special someone for Valentine’s Day. While many people think of romantic gestures or flowers and chocolate, there are some who like to add a bit of humor to the holiday. If you’re looking for funny and dirty Valentines jokes to make your loved one laugh, look no further!
Here are some of our favorites:
Q: What did the photographer say to his Valentine?
A: “I love you from the bottom of my Lens cap!”
Q: What did one boob say to the other?
A: “You are my perfect valentine!”
Q: What do men really want for Valentine’s Day?
A: A new girlfriend!
Q: How do you know if a man is thinking about you on Valentine’s Day?
A: He gives you a wicked wink!
Funny Valentines Jokes
Valentines Day is a day for love and laughter. What better way to show your loved ones how much you care than by sharing some laughs with them? Here are some funny Valentines jokes to make you and your loved ones laugh.
No one knows, that’s why it’s called a mystery meat!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to be my Valentine, you better have a sense of humor! Check out our list of funny and dirty Valentines jokes to make your loved one laugh.
-What do you call a single guy on Valentine’s Day? A dateless wonders!
-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
-Why did Cupid shoot an arrow at the living room? He wanted to hit the target heart!
-Why did Cupid miss when he shot his arrow at the bathroom? Because love is blind!
-What did one ozzy say to the other ozzy on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much!
What do you call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an Eskimo princess? An ice maiden!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
What do you call a woman with an itchy problem? Aitchy!
Dirty Valentines Jokes
If you are looking for some dirty jokes to make your Valentine’s Day a little more fun, then you have come to the right place. These Valentines jokes are sure to get a laugh out of your loved one. So, without further ado, let’s get into the dirty jokes.
I’d tell you how many times
I’d tell you how many times I’ve thought of you, but that would be like trying to count all the stars in the sky.
I’d tell you how much I love you
I’d tell you how much I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.
I’d tell you what you mean to me
I’d tell you what you mean to me, but I’d have to charge you for labor.
You’re the bomb dot com!
Thanks for being my bae.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
These funny and dirty Valentines jokes are sure to make you laugh. So if you’re looking for a laugh this Valentine’s Day, look no further!