Funny and Dirty Star Wars Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny and dirty Star Wars jokes!

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Jokes about the characters

These are jokes about the characters from the Star Wars movies. If you are easily offended, stop reading now. If you have a dirty mind, you will love these jokes.

Darth Vader

Why doesn’t Darth Vader bathe in the hot tub?

Because he’s afraid he’ll get melted!

Luke Skywalker

What’s Luke Skywalker’s favorite type of coffee?

Jedi Mind Roast!

Princess Leia

What’s Princess Leia’s favorite type of underwear?

A tight fit!

Han Solo

Q: How many virgins did Han Solo kill?
A: All of them!

Q: What’s the difference between a Jedi and a Sith?
A: A Sith kills all his virgins, a Jedi only fucks them.

Q: What do you call a droid that doesn’t know when to shut up?
A: C-3PO

Jokes about the movies

If you are a fan of the Star Wars movies, then you are going to love these jokes. They are all about the movies and they are sure to make you laugh. However, some of them are also pretty dirty, so be warned!

A New Hope

Q: What do you call a group of stormtroopers?
A: A firing squad.

Q: What’s the difference between a stormtrooper and a snowtrooper?
A: One sprays and the other doesn’t.

Q: How does Darth Vader like his steak?
A: Medium-rare, with a Force choke.

The Empire Strikes Back

What do you call it when Darth Vader can’t find his keys?

The Empire strikes back!

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you call a Jedi with diabetes?
A diabetic Jedi Master

Return of the Jedi

What did Darth Vader say to Emperor Palpatine when he found out that Leia was his daughter?

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

The Force Awakens

Rey: I can’t do this
Finn: Yes, you can.
Rey: I don’t know how to use a lightsaber.
Finn: That’s okay, I’ve got a BB-8.

Jokes about the franchise

These are jokes about the Star Wars Franchise. If you are not a fan of the franchise or are not comfortable with jokes about the films, then I suggest you stop reading now.

The books

Q: What do you call a stormtrooper who can hit a target?

A: A marksman.

Q: How does Darth Vader like his hamburgers?

A: Medium rare.

Q: How does Luke Skywalker like his coffee?

A: Jedi Mind Tricked.

The games

Clean Star Wars jokes are hard to come by, which is why we’ve assembled a list of the funniest, dirtiest, and all-around best Star Wars jokes for you to enjoy. From Obi-Wan Kenobi to Darth Vader, these Star Wars jokes cover all your favorite characters from the franchise. And whether you’re a fan of the original trilogy or the newer movies, we’ve got you covered.

So sit back, relax, and have a good time reading through these funny Star Wars jokes. And if you’re looking for even more laughs, be sure to check out our other lists of funny jokes, too.

Q: How many Imperial Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None – they prefer to keep the Galaxy in darkness!

Q: How much does a condom cost on Tatooine?
A: 15 Republic Credits!

Q: When does Darth Vader take his helmet off?
A: Never – he’s afraid he might lose his head!

The merchandise

I went to buy some Star Wars merchandise the other day and the guy in the store said “You’re our only hope!” I said “No, Luke is.”

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