If you’re looking for some laughs, check out our selection of funny and dirty Pokemon jokes. These jokes are sure to get you giggling and are appropriate for Pokemon fans of all ages.
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Introduction
Pokesexuals are a passionate group of people who love all things Pokemon. From the games and anime to the trading cards and merchandise, they just can’t get enough.
And what do Pokesexuals love more thanPokemon? Jokes about Pokemon, of course! If you’re looking for some laughs, then look no further than this list of funny and dirty Pokemon jokes.
The Best of the Best
We’ve scoured the internet for the best of the best, most LOL-worthy Pokémon jokes out there. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your Pokéballs off!
-Why did Pikachu cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What do you call a Pokémon with no eyes?
Blind’chu!
-How does Ash keep his hair so perfect?
He uses Pikachu’s static electricity!
The Funniest of the Funny
Here are some of the funniest pokemon jokes that will have you in stitches. So sit back, enjoy, and let the chuckles begin!
-What does Ash’s Pikachu say when it’s happy?
-Pika, Pika, Chu!
-Why did Pikachu cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-What does Ash’s Pikachu say when it’s sad?
-Pika, Pika, Pi…
The Dirtiest of the Dirty
Whether you’re a fan of the Pokemon anime, games, or both, there’s no denying that the franchise has some seriously funny and dirty jokes. While some of them are pretty tame, others are downright NSFW. Here are some of the dirtiest of the dirty Pokemon jokes that will definitely make you laugh…or cringe.
1. What do you call a Pikachu with a cold? A sniffachu!
2. Why did Ash Ketchum cross the road? To get to the other side…of Misty!
3. What do you call it when Pikachu shocks Ash in his sleep? A wet dream!
4. How can you tell if Ash is in bed with a Pokémon? His Snorlax is snoring!
5. How does Pikachu like his coffee? Shocking!
6. Why does Misty always carry a bucket of water with her? In case she needs to put out Ash!
The Naughtiest of the Naughty
Are you looking for some naughtyfun? Do you want to make your friends laugh so hard they snort Sprite out their nose? Or maybe you’re just a filthy-minded individual who can’t get enough of childhood innuendos. Whatever your reasons, we’ve got the best, funniest and dirtiest Pokemon jokes for you!
Why did Misty have to leave Ash?
Because he was poked too many times in the wrong places!
Why does Misty always wear a bikini top?
Because she wanted to show off her assets!
What do Pikachu and Ash have in common?
They’re always getting electrified in the wrong places!
The rudest of the Rude
These are the Pokemon jokes that are just a little too naughty for polite company. If you’re looking for some cheeky fun, then these are the jokes for you. But be warned – they’re not for the faint of heart!
Why did Ash catch a Krabby?
Because he wanted a cheap date!
What do you call a Pokemon with one testicle?
Eevee!
What’s Bugsy Malone’s favorite Pokemon?
Beedrill!
Why did Mudkip cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a Pikachu with an STD?
Pikachu-chlamydia!
The crudest of the Crude
There’s no denying that some of the humor in the Pokemon anime is pretty juvenile. It’s a show aimed at kids, after all. But every now and then, the show throws in a joke that goes beyond what you’d expect from a children’s cartoon. We’re not talking about double-entendres or anything like that; we’re talking about outright dirty jokes.
These are the crudest of the crude, the dirtiest of the dirty, the funniest of the funny Pokemon jokes.
The most offensive of the Offensive
Warning: These jokes are for a mature audience and are not suitable for everyone. If you are offended by dirty jokes, then this is not the list for you.
-What does Pikachu say when he gets in trouble?
“Pika, pika, chu!”
-Why did Ash leave Misty?
Because she was always taking a bath!
-Why did Ash Ketchum cross the road?
To get to the other Ash!
-What do you call a Pokemon with one testicle?
Lugia!
