Find the best funny and dirty music jokes here! We’ve collected the funniest music jokes from around the web to get you laughing.
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Introduction
What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
The Best Music Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other gig! If you’re a musician, or you just love music, these jokes are for you. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we’ve got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other gig!
Why are musicians so bad at relationships?
Because they can never find the right five minutes!
I went to a classical music concert the other day and there was a sign saying ” Please turn off your mobile phones.” That’s a bit rich coming from an industry that can’t even keep time.
I went to a classical music concert the other day and there was a sign saying ” Please turn off your mobile phones.” That’s a bit rich coming from an industry that can’t even keep time.
I was in a band once. We were called “The Faulty Trombones”. You probably heard of us.
I was in a band once. We were called “The Faulty Trombones”. You probably heard of us.
We played all the big venues – Carnegie Hall, the Lincoln Center, you name it. But one day, our conductor got sick, and we had to cancel our show at Madison Square Garden.
It was a real shame. We had to refund all those people’s tickets.
The Funniest Music Jokes
I was in a band once. We were called “The Faulty Trombones”. You probably heard of us.
I was in a band once. We were called “The Faulty Trombones”. You probably heard of us.
I was playing my drums in the park the other day when a policeman came up to me and said “You can’t play here”. I said, “Why not?” He said, “Because I say so”. I said, “OK, I’ll stop playing when you tell me why you’re really here”. He said, “I’m here to arrest you”. I said, “What for?” He said, “For playing the drums”. I said, “OK, I’ll stop playing when you tell me why you’re really here”.
I was playing my drums in the park the other day when a policeman came up to me and said “You can’t play here”. I said, “Why not?” He said, “Because I say so”. I said, “OK, I’ll stop playing when you tell me why you’re really here”. He said, “I’m here to arrest you”. I said, “What for?” He said, “For playing the drums”. I said, “OK, I’ll stop playing when you tell me why you’re really here”.
