Looking for some funny and dirty Hindi jokes? Then look no further! We’ve got a collection of jokes that you’ve probably never heard before, and they’re sure to get you laughing.
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Introduction
Funny and Dirty Hindi Jokes You’ve Never Heard Before
We all need a good laugh every once in a while, and there’s no better way to do that than with a few hilarious and dirty jokes. If you’re looking for a way to spice up your next party or get-together, then look no further than this list of funny and dirty Hindi jokes. Guaranteed to have everyone in stitches, these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a good time, then scroll down and enjoy!
The Best Hindi Jokes
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Two friends meet on a train
The first friend says, “I’m going to Mumbai.”
The second friend asks, “What’s in Mumbai?”
The first friend replies, “I don’t know. I’ve never been there.”
A man goes to a doctor
A man goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I need to be circumcised.” The doctor says, “Well, you don’t need to be circumcised. It’s totally up to you.” The man says, “No, I really need to be circumcised.” So the doctor does it.
Later, the man goes back to the doctor and says, “Doctor, my penis is on fire.” The doctor says, “Well, you should have been circumcised. It’s totally up to you.”
The dirtiest Hindi jokes
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Two friends meet on a train
Raju: Hey, how are you?
Bunty: I’m good, how are you?
Raju: I’m good too. Where are you headed?
Bunty: I’m going to Delhi.
Raju: Delhi? What for?
Bunty: I’ve heard that the dirtiest jokes are in Hindi, so I’m going to try and find some.
A man goes to a doctor
A man goes to a doctor and says, “I’ve been coughing for weeks. I can’t seem to get rid of it.” The doctor looks in his mouth and says, “You have a dirty Hindustani joke stuck in your throat.”
