Looking for some laughs this Halloween? Check out our collection of funny and dirty Halloween jokes. From spooky to sexy, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Introduction
Are you looking for some funny and dirty Halloween jokes? Well, you’ve come to the right place!
Here are some of the best, most hilariously naughty Halloween jokes that will definitely get you laughing. So if you’re looking for a good laugh this Halloween, make sure to check out these jokes!
Funny Halloween Jokes
Halloween is the perfect time to let your dirty sense of humor shine! If you’re looking for some truly dirty Halloween jokes, then you’ve come to the right place. These Halloween jokes are so dirty, they’re sure to get a few gasps. But they’re also funny, so hopefully you’ll get a few laughs too.
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A: I Scream
Q:What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: Steak rare!
Q:Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no-body to dance with!
Q:Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul-friend!
Q. Why don’t ghosts like parties?
A. Because they’re a pain in the neck!
Q: How do you fix a Jack-o-lantern’s smile? A: Use a pumpkin patch
Q: How do you fix a Jack-o-lantern’s smile?
A: Use a pumpkin patch
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the most? A: Dead ends
Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
A: I’ll have a beer and a mop.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the I Scream store!
Q: What does a witch use to remember her recipe?
A: A spell checker!
Dirty Halloween Jokes
Are you looking for some dirty Halloween jokes? Then you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of the funniest and dirtiest Halloween jokes that will make you laugh out loud. But beware, some of these jokes are not for the faint of heart!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite type of blood? A: Type O
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite type of blood?
A: Type O
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!
Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
A: I’ll have a beer and a mop.
Q: What do you call a vampire who doesn’t drink blood? A: A undead end
Undead end what? Get it? Ok, ok, I know that was pretty bad. But it’s Halloween, so I thought I would share some of the best (or at least, most popular) dirty Halloween jokes out there. So if you’re looking for a laugh and you’re not easily offended, read on!
Q: How do ghosts start a fright night party?
A: By turning off the lights!
Q:What do mummies like to do on Halloween?
A: Wrap themselves up in their bed sheets and boo-gie all night long!
Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A. A bloody orange!
Q. What does a witch use to comb her hair?
A. A scare-comb!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite
Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
A: I’ll have a beer… and a mop.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite type of cheese?
A: Biting (bleu) cheese!
Q. Why don’t ghosts like parties?
A. Because they have no BODY to dance with!
Q. What is a vampire’s favorite vegetable?
A. A blood red beet!
Q. How does a vampire enter his house?
A. Through the bat flap!
