Funny and Dirty Halloween Jokes and Pictures

Celebrate Halloween with these funny and dirty jokes and pictures. Get into the spooky spirit with this collection of hilariously offensive memes and gifs.

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Halloween Jokes

Funny Halloween Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling spirit!

Why don’t ghosts like traveling by plane?Because it gives them sheet turbulance!

What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?Booo-berries!

Why don’t ghosts believe in unions? Because they are scared of getting scared!

Why did the ghosts cross the road?To get to the other side…of the graveyard!

What’s a ghost’s favorite color? White, it’s easy to see through!

Where do ghosts go on vacation? Boo-radise!

Dirty Halloween Jokes

Why did the zombie go to the XXX store?

To get his stiffy!

What’s a vampire’s favorite type of fruit?

A blood orange!

What do you call a sexy pumpkin?

A hot gourd!

Halloween Pictures

Halloween is a holiday that is celebrated by many people around the world. It is a time when people dress up in costumes, share candy, and play pranks. It is also a time when people take pictures of themselves in their costumes. Some of these pictures are funny, and some are dirty.

Funny Halloween Pictures

Halloween is a time for fun and laughter, and what better way to get into the spirit than by looking at some hilarious Halloween pictures? From silly costumes to pranksters in action, these funny Halloween pictures are sure to get you laughing. So take a break from the scares and check out these funny photos.

Dirty Halloween Pictures

Dirty Halloween pictures are perfect for adults who want to have a good laugh on this spooky holiday. From sexy costumes to dirty jokes, these pictures will definitely get you in the Halloween mood! So if you’re looking for some naughty fun this Halloween, be sure to check out our collection of dirty Halloween pictures.

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