We all know Disney is the happiest place on Earth, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any dirty jokes hidden in their films! Check out this list of funny and dirty Disney jokes you might have missed.
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The Lion King
In The Lion King, Timon and Pumba are having a conversation.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
What do you call a pride of lions led by Scar?
The original Lion King
The original Lion King was released in 1994, and was an instant classic. The movie is set in Africa, and follows the story of a young lion named Simba, who must take over as king after his father is killed by his evil uncle, Scar. The movie is full of memorable characters, including Timon and Pumbaa, Simba’s best friends, and features some of the most iconic songs in Disney history.
As kids, we all loved Disney movies. They were innocent and magical and we never thought to question them. But as we’ve gotten older, we’ve started to notice the dirtier jokes hidden in these beloved childhood classics. Here are some of the funniest and dirtiest jokes you might have missed in Disney’s Pocahontas.
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World is a 1998 American direct-to-video sequel to the 1995 Disney film Pocahontas, and focuses on Pocahontas’ journey to England with John Rolfe. In the film, Pocahontas discovers that her people are suffering because of the choices she made in the first film, so she sets off on a new adventure to save them.
The original Pocahontas
Pocahontas was the original bad-ass bitch. She saved John Smith’s life, stood up to her abusive father, and basically told England to fuck off when they tried to colonize her home.
Hercules: The Animated Series
Hercules: The Animated Series is an American animated television series based on the 1997 film of the same name and the Greek Mythology hero Heracles. The series premiered in syndication on August 31, 1998, and on Disney’s One Saturday Morning block on September 12, 1998. The series ran for two seasons, with fifty-two episodes in all, before ending on February 12, 2000.
The show was produced by Walt Disney Television Animation. Most of the episodes were written by Bob Forward and Kent Butterworth. The series was directed by Bob Zdarsky (season 1) and Frank Paur (season 2).
The show featured the voice talents of Tate Donovan as Hercules, Josh Keaton as Icarus, Danny DeVito as Philoctetes (“Phil”), Susan Egan as Megara, James Woods as Hades, Rip Torn as Zeus, Samantha Eggar as Hera, Matt Frewer as Apollo, Paul Shaffer as Hermes, Lacey Chabert as Athena and Wayne Knight as Pain and Panic.
The original Hercules
The original Hercules was a bit of a bad boy. In one scene, he punched a hole in the sun. In another, he choked Zeus. And in a deleted scene, he even killed his teacher.
The Return of Jafar
Jafar: I’m back!
Aladdin: (sarcastically) Oh, great. Now the fun really starts.
–The Return of Jafar
The original Aladdin
Aladdin was one of the first Disney movies to feature a diverse cast of characters, and it was also one of the first to break away from traditional fairy tale tropes. The movie was a huge hit with audiences, but it also caused some controversy.
Some people criticized Aladdin for its stereotyped portrayal of Arabs and its use of blackface. However, the movie also received praise for its positive representation of Muslims and Arab culture.
Despite the controversy, Aladdin remains one of Disney’s most popular movies, and it continues to be beloved by fans all over the world.
The Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea is a 2000 American direct-to-video animated musical romantic fantasy comedy film produced by Walt Disney Television Animation. It features the voices of Jodi Benson, Tara Charendoff, Pat Carroll, and Samuel E. Wright reprising their roles from the 1989 film The Little Mermaid. The film is set several years after the first film, with Ariel and Eric married and expecting their first child. Their daughter, Melody, is born and Ariel gives up her life in the sea to raise her on land.
The original The Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid was supposed to be a much darker movie. In the original story, Ariel wanted to become human so she could Stab the shit outta Eric with a fork. But Disney lightened it up because they wanted to make a more family-friendly movie.