Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of funny dinosaur jokes! These jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud and are perfect for kids of all ages.
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Jokes about Tyrannosaurus Rex
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a T-Rex that doesn’t shut up?
A pain in the neck!
Why did the T-Rex go to the therapist?
Because he was having Din-o-mite problems!
Why didn’t anyone want to play cards with the T-Rex?
Because he always wanted to play Dino-sol!
Why are T-Rexes so terrible at poker?
Because they always have a dino-mite hand!
Jokes about Velociraptors
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he couldn’t fit in the car!
Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Stegosaurus cross the road?
Because he was sick of being left in the Jurassic Park!
Jokes about Diplodocus
Why did the Diplodocus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Apatosaurus have a short neck?
Because his head was too big!
What do you call a baby Diplodocus?
A Diplodocus in training!
Why did the Tyrannosaurus rex have such small arms?
Because his stomach got in the way!
Jokes about Brachiosaurus
Why did the Brachiosaurus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Brachiosaurus have a long neck?
To reach the leaves on the tall trees!
What do you call a Brachiosaurus with a cold?
A sick-osaurus!
What do you call a Brachiosaurus that is always hungry?
A voracious-osaurus!
Jokes about Stegosaurus
Why did the Stegosaurus have to cross the road?
To get to the other Jurassic Park!
What was the Stegosaurus’ favorite vegetable?
Asparagus!
Why did the Stegosaurus go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling very Dino-MITE!
Jokes about Triceratops
Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Triceratops go to the dentist?
To get his teeth fixed!
Why did the Triceratops go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling well!
Why did the Triceratops go to bed early?
Because he was tired!
