Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest dick jokes you’ve never heard! You’re guaranteed to chuckle at least a few times.
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The best time to tell a dick joke is
When you’re with your friends, family, or coworkers and someone says or does something that would be an opportunity to tell a dick joke, but you don’t because you think it would be inappropriate.
When you’re eating out with friends
What do you call a group of friends eating out together?
A “dining party”!
Or at a family gathering
At a family gathering, one of the kids was asked to tell a joke. After thinking for a moment, he said, “I don’t know any jokes about dicks.”
Everyone was a little surprised, but his mom leaned over and whispered, “Just tell the one about the pirate.”
So the kid cleared his throat and said, “How do you catch a pirate? You tie him to an anchor and drop him overboard.”
But not at work
In addition to being incredibly inappropriate, dick jokes can also be really funny. The following is a list of the funniest dick jokes you’ve probably never heard. But be warned, they’re not appropriate for work.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
What do you call an enchanted penis? Amedick!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob!
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs in the ocean? Chuck and Larry!
Here are some examples
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side”
This is one of the most classic examples of a dick joke. It’s short, simple, and to the point.
“Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side”
This classic joke has been around for years, and it never gets old. Whether you’re a fan of ducks or not, this joke is sure to get a chuckle out of you.
“Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side”
This classic joke has been around for years, and it never fails to get a few laughs.
“Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed”
Dick jokes are a timeless form of humor that will never go out of style. They are often crude, but that is what makes them so hilarious. Here are some of the funniest dick jokes you’ve never heard.
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the other side.
“Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side”
This is one of the oldest and most popular dick jokes around. It may be a little corny, but it still gets a laugh every time.
