Need a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny diaper jokes. From poop jokes to baby shower humor, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
Diaper jokes are always funny. If you are a parent, you know that you can never have too many diapers. Here are some funny diaper jokes to make you smile.
Short jokes
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Medium jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
If you’ve ever changed a diaper, you know that they can be pretty stinky. But did you know that they can also be pretty funny? Check out these funny diaper jokes to make you smile.
Short puns
DIapers are essential for babies, but they can also be a source of humor. Here are some funny diaper jokes to make you smile.
Q: Why did the baby wear a diaper?
A: Because he didn’t want a dirty bottom!
Q: How do you know when a baby is ready for potty training?
A: When he starts ripping his diapers off!
Q: What do you call a baby who wears diapers?
A: A butt-ler!
Medium puns
-Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
-Why did the gym close down? Because it just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
-What’s the best way to describe it when a cat walks into a room? Purrrfection!
Long puns
Why did the dad cross the road?
To get to the other side of the diaper joke!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To connect with its past life!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
