Funny Bard Jokes for Your Next D&D Game

Looking for some funny Bard jokes to entertain your friends during your next D&D game? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of some of the best Bard jokes out there.

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Welcome, one and all, to my collection of funny bard jokes for your next D&D game! As a fellow bard, I know the importance of keeping your audience entertained, and what better way to do that than with some good old-fashioned humor?

I’ve gathered some of my favorite jokes here, ranging from the light-hearted and innocent to the more risque and naughty. So whatever your style, I’m sure you’ll find something to tickle your fancy. So without further ado, let the hilarity begin!


Bards are a lot of things. Classy. Charming. suave. But most of all, they’re funny. The bard class is the face of the party, and their primary function is to keep everyone entertained. So, if you’re looking to make your next bard character the life of the party, make sure to equip them with some of these Funny Bard Jokes!

Bardic Inspiration

A Bardic Inspiration die is a d6. When you use Bardic Inspiration, you can roll the die and add the number rolled to your ability check, attack roll, or saving throw. You can use Bardic Inspiration only once per turn.

You decide how to use your Bardic Inspiration when you roll the die. You can use it before or after making the roll, but if you use it before rolling and the total of the roll plus your Bardic Inspiration die is 20 or higher, you succeed automatically.

Bards say that laughter is some of the best magic there is. Make your friends laugh with these funny bard jokes!

Q: How does a bard make gold?
A: By singing for his supper!

Q: How did the bard become a vampire?
A: He was bitten by a dracula!

Q: How do you make a bard stop playing music?
A: Put sheet music in front of him!

Bardic Knowledge

As any adventurer worth their salt knows, bards are the masters of knowledge. They know just about everything there is to know about history, geography, and pretty much any other topic you can think of. So it should come as no surprise that they also know a thing or two about jokes. Here are some funny bardic jokes for your next D&D game.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:To get to the other side!

Q:Why did the duck cross the road?
A:To get to the other side!

Q:Why did the bard cross the road?
A:To get to the other side!

Q:Why did the orc cross the road?
A:To get to the other side!

Bardic Performance

Bards are often known for their incredible sense of humor and ability to entertain. Here are some of our favorite Bardic Performance jokes to get your next D&D game off to a hilariously magical start!

Why did the bard cross the road?
To get to the other side of the tavern!

What’s a bard’s favorite drink?

Why did the chicken join the Bard’s Guild?
Because she wanted to be a Bard- Sandwich!

What do you call a bard with no instruments?


We hope you’ve enjoyed our selection of funny bard jokes for your next D&D game. Bards are a tricky character to play, but if you can master the art of the joke, you’ll be sure to win over your party members and have a blast along the way.

Do you have any favorite bard jokes that we didn’t include? Let us know in the comments below. And be sure to check out our other D&D humor articles for more laughs.

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