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Monday Jokes
Monday is the start of the work week for many people, which can make it a tough day. But, it doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom. Start your week off with a smile by reading some Monday jokes.
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Tuesday Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Haha, just kidding. Here are some funnier jokes for your Tuesday amusement.
Joke #1
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Joke #2
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was…two tired!
Wednesday Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Thursday Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Joke #2
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Friday Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Saturday Jokes
We all know that Monday is the worst day of the week. But what about Saturday? Saturday is the day when we are so close to the weekend, but not quite there yet. That’s why we need some Saturday jokes to get us through the day. Here are some funny jokes for every day of the week.
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Joke #2
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
Sunday Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
