It’s that time of year again when we ‘spring forward’ and lose an hour of sleep. Check out our collection of daylight savings jokes to help you get through the day.
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Introduction
Daylight Saving Time (DST) is upon us once again. It’s that time of year when we spring forward, losing an hour of precious sleep in the process. But while DST can be a pain, it doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom. To help you cope with the time change, we’ve compiled a list of our favorite daylight saving jokes. So whether you’re looking for a little humor to get you through the day or you just need a good laugh, these jokes are sure to do the trick.
1. What did one Daylight Saving Time clock say to the other?
“Don’t worry, we’ll just lose an hour.”
2. How do you know it’s Daylight Saving Time?
When you wake up in the middle of the night and it’s light outside.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of daylight saving time.
4. What do you call a sleepy person on Daylight Saving Time?
A daynightdreamer!
Jokes about Daylight Savings
-I’m so excited for daylight savings time! I can’t wait to gain an hour of sleep!
-What’s the best thing about daylight savings time? More daylight to do chores!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the street before it gets dark!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the street before it gets dark!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side of the street before it gets dark!
-How many days until daylight savings time ends? One less than yesterday!
Jokes about Clocks
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of Daylight Savings Time!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side…of Daylight Savings Time!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side…of Daylight Savings Time!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to school on time!
Jokes about Time
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
Why does a blazing fire in a fireplace look so good? Because it is in time-out!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our selection of daylight savings jokes! If you have any other favorites, be sure to share them with us in the comments section below. From all of us here at The Joke shack, have a great day and remember to spring forward!
