The Dallas Cowboys are one of the most iconic American football teams. They’re also one of the most popular targets for jokes and humor.
If you’re a fan of the Cowboys or just enjoy a good laugh, check out our collection of the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes.
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Jokes about the Dallas Cowboys
Jokes about the team’s name
Why are the Dallas Cowboys like fires in a trailer park?
Because they’re bound to eventually spread to the rest of America.
Jokes about the team’s colors
Why are the Dallas Cowboys always blue in the face?
Because they keep choking!
Jokes about the team’s stadium
Why does Jerry Jones keep his pocket knife in Arlington? So he can cut the cheese at Cowboys Stadium!
Why was Tony Romo’s first pass incomplete? Because his receiver was on the Cowboys bench!
How do you know if a Dallas Cowboys fan just gave you a $20 bill? There’s food on both sides!
Jokes about the players
If you’re a Cowboys fan, you know that the team has had its share of ups and downs. But whether they’re winning or losing, one thing is for sure: the Cowboys are always good for a laugh. Here are some of the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes around.
Jokes about the quarterback
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Dak Prescott!
Why can’t Dak Prescott count to 21?
Because he gets lost at 17!
Why do Dak Prescott and Eli Manning have something in common?
Because they both choke in the clutch!
Jokes about the wide receiver
Why did the wide receiver catch the ball?
Because he was wide open!
Jokes about the running back
Why can’t Ezekiel Elliot read a bedtime story?
Because he always falls asleep before he gets to the end.
What do you call a Dallas Cowboys running back with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief.
Jokes about the coach
One day Jason Garrett was asked what his favorite animal was, and he said, “A dog, because they’re loyal.” Then the next day he was asked what his favorite food was, and he said, “A hot dog, because they’re delicious.”
Jokes about the head coach
The head coach of the Dallas Cowboys is a ripe target for jokes, given the team’s often lackluster performance in recent years. Here are some of the funniest jokes about the head coach:
-What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you kill it.
-Why did Jason Garrett cross the road? To get to the humdrum office.
-How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re happy to just sit in the dark.
Jokes about the assistant coach
Why did the assistant coach cross the road?
To get to the other sideline!
Why did the assistant coach go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little off-side!
Why did the assistant coach go to bed with his boots on?
Because he was afraid of getting sacked!
Jokes about the strength and conditioning coach
Why does the Dallas Cowboys strength and conditioning coach talk to himself?
Because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying!
Why did the Dallas Cowboys strength and conditioning coach cross the road?
To get to the other side of the weight room!
Why did the Dallas Cowboys strength and conditioning coach go to Dairy Queen?
For a Blizzard…of weights!
