Laughter is the best medicine, right? If you’re a Dallas Cowboys fan, you might need a little extra this season. Check out our collection of the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes (with pictures!) to get you through.
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Introduction
Are you a fan of the Dallas Cowboys? Do you like to laugh? If so, then you’ll love this collection of the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes!
We’ve gathered some of the best jokes about the Cowboys, and we’ve even thrown in a few pictures to make things even more enjoyable. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a good laugh at the expense of America’s Team.
The Funniest Dallas Cowboys Jokes
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the field before Dak Prescott throws an interception!
Pictures to go with the jokes
In no particular order, here are the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes we could find! Take a look and have a laugh!
1.Why couldn’t the Cowboys stay in first place?
Because second place is so much closer to the Super Bowl!
2.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief!
3.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!
4.Why are Dallas Cowboys fans like toilets?Because they’re full of crap!5.What’s the difference between a Dallas Cowboys fan and a baby?A baby doesn’t cry after every loss!6.Why did Jerry Jones cross the road?To get to the other side of the playoffs!7.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just wait for someone else to do it!8.Why did Jason Garrett cross the road?To get to the other side of .500!9.How much money does it take to be a Dallas Cowboys fan?All of it!10.Why don’t ducks like to play with Dallas Cowboys fans?Because they can’t stand quackers!11.Why aren’t there anyDallas Cowboys fans in heaven?Because there are no 10 commandments in heaven!12.What’s the difference betweena Dallas Cowboys fan and an egg?An egg gets laid only once a year!13.What do you call 53 millionaires standing around with their hands in each others pockets?The Dallas Cowboys
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our list of the funniest Dallas Cowboys jokes. While there are plenty of other great teams out there, the Cowboys always seem to be a favorite target for jokes and ridicule.
But at the end of the day, they’re still our team and we’ll always stand by them, no matter how much crap they give us!
