It’s that time of year again! Get into the Halloween spirit with some of these spooky, yet funny dad jokes.
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Halloween Jokes
Are you looking for some Halloween jokes to make your friends and family laugh? If so, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of the best Halloween jokes, perfect for everyone from kids to adults.
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with him!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobbling apparition!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Dad Jokes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down?
The gym closed down because it just didn’t work out!
How does a rabbi make coffee?
How does a rabbi make coffee?
– Decaf!
Funny Jokes
Halloween is the perfect time for dads to pull out their best dad jokes. If you’re looking for a laugh, check out these jokes that are sure to get the whole family laughing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Halloween Dad Jokes
One of the best things about Halloween is being able to scare people with dad jokes. If you’re looking for some funny dad jokes to use this Halloween, here are some of our favorites.
What do you call a vampire with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!
How do you catch a Yeti?
Well, first you need a Yeti.
