If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these funny cycling jokes. From clean jokes to puns, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for some funny cycling jokes to make you laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are some of the best cycling jokes that we’ve found.
Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Long jokes
What’s the best thing about bicycle jokes?
They’re un-ped-dle-able!
Why did the chicken ride his bike across the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
Why was the bicycle upset?
Because it was tire-d!
Puns
A woman went to a store and saw a man with a huge head.
Short puns
Short puns are the best, because they’re easy to remember and they make you laugh. Here are some of our favorites:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Long puns
What do you call it when a bike throws a tantrum?
A bike fit!
Why did the chicken ride his bike to work?
To get there in a fowl mood!
Why was the soccer player riding his bike backwards?
He wanted to pedal in reverse!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
One-liners
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired! (I know, I know) Check out these other hilarious one-liners that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
Short one-liners
-Cycling is a great way to get in shape, but it’s not for everyone.
-I tried cycling once, but I just couldn’t get the hang of it.
-I’m not a fan of cycling, but I respect people who are.
-Cycling is a great way to see the world…from the seat of your bike!
-Cycling is a great way to reduce your carbon footprint…one pedal stroke at a time!
-I’m not into fitness, but I am into cycling…it’s all about the bike!
Long one-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side.
