Jokes are always a hit with kids, especially when they can make their friends laugh. Check out these funny Cub Scout jokes that are sure to get some laughs.
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Jokes for Cub Scouts
Here are some great jokes for Cub Scouts that your kids will love!
Jokes about nature
Q: How does a snowman get to his work?
A: By icicle!
Q: How does a cloud stay up in the sky?
A: It knows someone is watching it!
Q: Where do baby trees come from?
A: Stumps!
Q: Why did the sandman go to the doctor?
A: He was having trouble with insomnia!
Jokes about animals
What’s a skunk’s favorite food?
-A smelly protein like cheese!
What’s a skunk’s least favorite food?
-Mints!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the pond!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To bite someone!
Jokes about camping
Why did the camper cross the road?
To get to the other campground!
What’s a Scout’s favorite fruit?
A Scout-berry!
What did the Scout say when he found an owl?
Who’s there?
Jokes for Parents
Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. These funny Cub Scout jokes are perfect for parents. They’re clean, corny, and will make your kids giggle. Jokes are a great way to lighten the mood, and these Cub Scout jokes are just what you need to add some levity to your day.
Jokes about Cub Scouts
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of the jungle!
Why did the Cub Scout cross the road?
To get to his den meeting!
Jokes about nature
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about animals
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side
Why did whales jump out of the water?
To see what was going on
What kind of lights were on Noah’s ark?
flood lights
Jokes for Leaders
If you’re looking for some laughs to keep the mood light at your next Cub Scout meeting, these jokes are just what you need. From silly to absurd, these jokes will have the whole troop laughing. But be warned, some of them may be a little corny.
Jokes about Cub Scouts
What do you call a Cub Scout who doesn’t listen? A mammal!
Why did the Cub Scout cross the road? To get to the other campground!
What do you call a Cub Scout who’s lost in the woods? A forest Gump!
How does a Cub Scout make a campfire? He steals a match from his mother!
Jokes about nature
What did one invisible insect say to the other?
You’re awful transparent!
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees!
What did the water say to the boat?
Don’t rock the boat!
How do you fix a cracked tomato?
With tomato paste!
Jokes about animals
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the other side!
