Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny crystal jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got something to make you smile.
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Crystal Jokes
If you’re looking for something to make you smile, try one of these funny crystal jokes. From puns to knock-knock jokes, we’ve got all the classics covered. So whether you’re a fan of citrine or amethyst, there’s a joke here for you.
Why did the geologist break up with the mineralogist?
Why did the geologist break up with the mineralogist?
Because she found someone else she could quartz a lot more.
How does a rock feel after a long day?
Tired as a rock!
What kind of rock is best for a bonfire?
What kind of rock is best for a bonfire?
A fire rock!
Geology Jokes
What do you call a geologist with an advanced degree?
A PhD!
How does a geologist cure a headache?
How does a geologist cure a headache?
By taking a rock to the head!
How many geologists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many geologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it may take a long time.
Science Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Science can be really funny sometimes. Let’s take a look at some jokes about crystals that will make you laugh out loud.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!
What do you call a scientist who studies bugs?
Abugologist!
