Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny cross the road jokes! These jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Introduction
Why did the chicken cross the road?
This is perhaps the most famous of all chicken jokes, and there are many variations on the theme. The basic set-up is that a chicken needs to get from one side of the road to the other, and for some reason decides to use a vehicle instead of just walking. Hilarity ensues.
The chicken and the skunk
A chicken and a skunk were crossing the road. The chicken said, “I don’t know why people ask if we’re chickens or not. It’s so obvious.” The skunk said, “I don’t know why people ask if we’re skunks or not. It’s so obviously.”
The chicken and the road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The chicken and the duck
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The chicken and the goose
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the goose cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The chicken and the cat
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the cat cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!
The chicken and the turkey
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get away from Thanksgiving!
The chicken and the dog
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To follow the chicken!
The chicken and the pig
A chicken and a pig were talking about breakfast. The chicken said, “I’m going to have some bacon and eggs.” The pig said, “That sounds delicious! But I could never eat that.”
The chicken asked, “Why not?”
The pig explained, “Because for me, that would be like committing suicide. For you, it’s just breakfast.”
The chicken and the cow
A chicken and a cow were crossing the road. The chicken said, “I don’t know why you’re crossing the road. I’ll never understand.”
The cow said, “I’m crossing the road so I can get to the other side.”
The chicken said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ll never understand.”
