Funny Crip Jokes to Make You Laugh

Here are some funny Crip jokes to make you laugh. If you know any other good ones, please share them in the comments!

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Jokes about being in a wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who can’t stop laughing? A wheely happy camper!

How do you fix a flat tire on a wheelchair? With a handicap door!

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who’s always angry? A grumpy roller!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… of the wheelchair ramp!

What do you call a wheelchair that doesn’t work? A broken chair!

Jokes about being deaf

Humor is a great way to cope with being deaf. If you’re feeling down, these funny crip jokes will definitely make you laugh.

-What’s the difference between a hearing person and a deaf person?
A hearing person can cry “I’m deaf!” when they can’t hear.

-How do you know if someone is deaf?
You have to wave your hands in front of their face!

-Why don’t deaf people like Vegemite?
Because they can’t hear it!

Jokes about being blind

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says “You’re blind, you can’t have a beer.” The man says “I’m not blind, I just can’t see.”

Jokes about being amputees

What did the pirate say when he lost his leg?

Aye, matey, I’ve lost me leg!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the amputee cross the road?

I don’t know, but I bet it wasn’t easy!

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