If you’re a fan of the show Criminal Minds, then you’ll love these funny jokes.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did death cross the road?Because he was sick of being beaten by a rubber chicken!
Jokes about the show
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the interrogation room!
How many profilers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time and they have to ask a lot of questions.
Why did the Unsub cross the road?
To kill the other side!
What do you call an FBI profiler who is in denial?
An agent in denial!
Jokes about the characters
Q: What does JJ do when she’s not solving crimes?
A: She enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets.
Q: Why did the unsub leave a note for Reid?
A: Because he wanted to teach him a lesson!
Q: How does Hotch stay in shape?
A: By running after the unsub!
Jokes about the plot
1. Why did the unsub cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2. How does Hotch deal with stress?
He yells at Reed!
3. What do you call a serial killer with a sense of humor?
A jokester!
Jokes about the ending
So the ending to criminal minds was kinda sad, but on the bright side we got some pretty funny jokes out of it!
-How do you know when an Unsub is about to kill someone?
He starts monologuing.
-What do you call an Unsub who’s been caught?
A hostage.
-What’s the best way to stop an Unsub?
Kill them.
