A collection of the funniest and crass jokes that will definitely make you laugh out loud.
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Jokes about bodily functions
Q: What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you?”
A: She told you she wasn’t the type to sit around and watch soaps all day.
Jokes about sex
Sex is like air; it’s not really important unless you aren’t getting any.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? You put your hands in its pants and tickle its balls.
Why does a man take a woman’s bra off before sex? Because it would be pointless otherwise!
Why does a man put his hand on a woman’s breast? Because it is there!
What’s the difference between a hardcore porn movie and a softcore porn movie? About 10 minutes.
What’s the difference between a vagina and a gravesite? A gravesite knows when to stop giving blowjobs.
Jokes about race
Q: Why don’t black people like sushi?
A: Because it’s raw fish and they can’t cook!
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he has to steal it first!
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a Coke?
A: A Coke is a soft drink, while a black person is hard to find!
Jokes about religion
There’s nothing funnier than a good, clean joke…except maybe a dirty one. If you’re looking for a laugh, these crass jokes are sure to do the trick. But be warned: some of them are pretty offensive.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did God make man before woman?
Because you need a rough draft before you can have a final copy.
Why is it hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Jokes about politics
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the impeachment trial!
Why don’t politicians shake hands anymore?
Because they’d rather not touch any more slimy things!
What’s a politician’s favorite fruit?
A campaign contribution!
