Funny Craft Jokes to Make You Smile

These funny craft jokes will make you smile. If you are looking for a laugh, these jokes are for you.

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Jokes

I love crafting and I love jokes, so when I found these Funny Craft Jokes, I had to share! These are perfect for when you need a little break from crafting, or just to have a little chuckle. I hope they make you smile as much as they made me!

Short jokes

Q. What’s the best way to describe it when a crafty person makes something?
A. They’re sure to make a good “impression”!

Q. What’s a crafter’s favorite type of cheese?
A. Brie-ing!

Q. How does a group of crafters greet each other?
A. With “handshakes”!

Long jokes

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Q.Why did the gym close down?
A.It just didn’t work out!

Q.You know what I saw today?
A.Everything I looked at.

Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.

Puns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!

Short puns

There’s a lot to be said for short puns. In fact, sometimes, less is more. If you’re looking for a laugh, here are some of the best short puns out there.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!

I tried to catch some fog this morning.
Mistakenly, I mist.

You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.

Did you hear about that new restauraunt called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Want to hear a construction joke?
If I had a penny for every time I saw one, I’d have exactly one cent!

Long puns

How do you make a Swiss watch?

You leave it out in the sun for a couple of hours.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

Why was the gym closed down?
It just didn’t work out!

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Riddles

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired! If you didn’t smile at that, don’t worry. These crafts jokes are sure to make you giggle.

Short riddles

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Long riddles

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

By sleeping at night!

What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A mushroom.

A man pushes his car up to a hotel and tells the valet, “I’m looking for a room for my wife and I.” The valet says, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re all full.” The man says, “But I’ve been here for three weeks!”

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