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We’ve all heard the stereotype of the rough and tough cowboy, right? Well, it turns out that they can be pretty funny too! Check out our collection of funny cowboy jokes to get a good chuckle.
The Best Funny Cowboy Jokes
Yeehaw! It’s time to laugh with some funny cowboy jokes. Do you know what a cowboy needs to fix his wagon? A cowboy needs a cowboy to fix his wagon. How does a cowboy get to work? The cowboy walks to work. How does a cowboy make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? The cowboy puts the peanut butter on the horse’s hoof and the jelly on the hound dog’s tail.
The One About the Two Cowboys
One cowboy said to the other, “I can’t help but wonder, if you’re so tough, why are you wearing those little cowboy boots?” The other cowboy replied, “Because they make me look tough!”
The One About the Cowboy and the Snake
A cowboy was out on the range, herding his cattle. Suddenly, he saw a snake slither by. The cowboy drew his gun and shot the snake. Later that day, he saw another snake and shot it too.
The next day, the cowboy saw a third snake. This time, he decided to capture the snake instead of shooting it. He managed to grab the snake and put it in a sack.
The cowboy took the sack back to town and showed it to the sheriff. “I found this snake on my property,” he said. “What should I do with it?”
“Well,” said the sheriff, “you could kill it or you could let it go.”
“I don’t want to kill it,” said the cowboy. “I’d rather let it go.”
“Suit yourself,” said the sheriff. “But if you let that snake go, you’re going to have a lot more snakes on your property.”
The One About the Cowboy and the Gorilla
A cowboy was driving his herd of cattle across the country when he came upon a Gorilla in the middle of the road. The cowboy tried to shoo the Gorilla out of the way but it wouldn’t move. The cowboy had no choice but to try and drive around the Gorilla.
The Gorilla became angry, and grabbed onto the side of the cattle trailer, flipping it over and spilling all of the cows onto the ground. The cowboy was furious, and asked the Gorilla why he did that.
The Gorilla replied, “I’m a Gorilla, and I’m not supposed to be here.”
We hope you enjoyed our funny cowboy jokes! If you have any other great jokes that we missed, be sure to let us know in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other collections of funny jokes, including our funny dad jokes and funny animal jokes.