A list of the funniest Covid Vaccine jokes to make you smile. These jokes are sure to get a laugh out of you and help you forget about the stresses of the day.
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Jokes about the vaccine
What’s the best way to get a Covid vaccine?
– Stick your arm out the car window and hope for the best!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To get to the other side of the door so it could get vaccinated!
Why did the duck cross the road?
– To get to the other side of ponds and puddles to stop getting quacked at!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
– To get to the other side…of your skin!
Jokes about getting the vaccine
Q: Why did the chicken get the Covid vaccine first?
A: Because he wanted to be first in line!
Q: What did Santa say when he got the Covid vaccine?
A: Ho, ho, ho! Now I can visit my workshop again!
Q: Why did Rudolph get the Covid vaccine first?
A: Because he wanted to lead the way!
Jokes about the side effects of the vaccine
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the vaccination clinic!
Q. What’s the best way to describe how vaccines work?
A. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!
Q. Why did the duck go to the clinic?
A. To get his flu shot!
I just got vaccinated against influenza, so now I’m immune…to employment!
Jokes about how the vaccine is made
-How do they make the Covid vaccine?
-They take a virus and mix it with a bunch of other viruses to create a master virus. Then they inject it into human cells to see if it replicates. If it does, they know they have a winner!