Looking for some laughs to help get you through the holiday season? Check out our collection of funny Covid Christmas jokes!
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Introduction
Looking for some funny Covid Christmas jokes to help you get through the holidays? Look no further! We’ve rounded up some of the best, most laugh-out-loud jokes about the pandemic to help you make it through these tough times.
From Santa Claus contracting Covid to Christmas dinner Zoom calls gone wrong, these jokes will have you laughing in no time. So go ahead and spread some holiday cheer with these hilarious Covid Christmas jokes!
The Best Funny Covid Christmas Jokes
It’s been a tough year and we could all use a good laugh. Here are some of the best funny Covid Christmas jokes to get you through the holidays.
Santa’s Covid Test
Santa gets a call from the North Pole doctor.
“Santa, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you’ve tested positive for Covid. You’re going to have to quarantine for two weeks.”
Santa is devastated. He knows that if he can’t deliver the presents, everyone will be so disappointed.
He gets on the phone to his elves and tells them the news. They are all upset, but they know they have to carry on without him.
Two weeks go by, and Santa starts to feel better. He decides to sneak out of quarantine and deliver the presents himself.
He puts on his red suit and climbs down the chimney of the first house on his list. Unfortunately, he forgets that he has Covid and he sneezes all over the living room.
The family wakes up and sees Santa sneezing all over their tree. They are so shocked that they shoot Santa with a shotgun and he dies instantly.
Moral of the story: Don’t be a Covidiot this Christmas!
The 12 Days of Covid
On the first day of Covid, my true love sent to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Covid, my true love sent to me:
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Covid, my true love sent to me:
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Covid, my true love sent to me:
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Covid Christmas Carols
-Jingle Bells, Covid smells, everyone gets sick!
– Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had to quarantine due to fever
– Covid Christmas, Covid Christmas, what a pain in the neck!
-All I want for Christmas is a vaccine!
-We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
The Grinch who stole Christmas is a famous character from a Dr. Seuss book. The book was made into a movie in 2000, and the character has become iconic. The Grinch is a grumpy, green creature who tries to ruin Christmas for everyone. He is often portrayed as being mean and unfriendly, but he has a heart of gold.
The Grinch is a popular character to dress up as during the Christmas season. He is also the star of many Christmas jokes. If you are looking for some funny Covid Christmas jokes to get you through the holidays, then look no further!
Why did the Grinch steal Christmas?
To teach everyone a lesson about social distancing!
What did the Grinch say when he saw Santa Claus?
“Back off, I’m getting sick!”
Why is the Grinch such a bad liar?
Because his nose always give him away!
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny Covid Christmas jokes and that they’ve helped you get through the holidays! If you have any other great jokes to add, please share them in the comments below. And from all of us here at The Spruce, we wish you a very merry (and safe) Christmas!
