Funny Cougars Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. Check out our collection of funny cougars jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

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What do you call a cougar in heat? A puma on the prowl!

What do you call a cougar with an attitude? A grumpy old cat!

Why did the cougar cross the road? To get to the other side!

How can you tell if a cougar is sick? She might have cat- scratch fever!

Why did the cougar go to the zoo? To see the lions and tigers and bears… oh my!

The Jokes

Joke #1

Why did the oldest cougar go out with the younger man?

Because he was willing to learn!

Joke #2

Two cougars were chatting over a couple of beers in a bar.
One said to the other, “You know, I’m getting really old. I can’t stay up past 10 PM anymore.”

The other cougar replied, “You’re telling me! I can’t even stay up past 9 PM anymore!”

Joke #3

Why did the cougar cross the road?

To get to the other side!


We hope you enjoyed our selection of funny cougar jokes! If you have any other favorites that you think should be included, let us know in the comments below. And remember, always laugh at cougars, never with them!

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