Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny corn jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got everything you need to put a smile on your face.
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Introduction
Here are some funny corn jokes to make you smile. If you like corn, then you are sure to enjoy these jokes. If you don’t like corn, then perhaps these jokes will change your mind!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the corn field!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the corn field!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the corn field!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
-Because he was sick of being mashed!
Corn Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the corn cross the road?
To get to the other cob!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!
How do you catch a king crab? With a net!
What kind of corn can’t you eat? popping corn!
Why did the Scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the farmer fence in his corn field? Because the crows were eating his corn!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed these funny corn jokes. If you did, be sure to share them with your friends and family. With harvest season in full swing, there’s no better time to enjoy a good corn joke.
