Funny Construction Jokes to Make Your Day

Check out our latest collection of funny construction jokes that are sure to make your day. From contractor humor to construction worker puns, we’ve got you covered.

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Joke #1

Why did the construction worker break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was his hammer!

Joke #2

Why did the construction worker put his work boots on his head?

Because he was trying to make a point!

Joke #3

Why did the construction worker put on a raincoat before going to work?

To avoid getting paint on himself!

Joke #4

Two guys were walking on a beach when they came across a lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie said, “I will give you each one wish.”
The first guy said, “I wish I was back home.” So, the genie sent him back home.
The second guy said, “I wish the first guy was still here.”

Joke #5

Q: What’s the best way to avoid hitting your thumb with a hammer?
A: Use a bigger hammer.

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