Check out our latest collection of funny construction jokes that are sure to make your day. From contractor humor to construction worker puns, we’ve got you covered.
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Joke #1
Why did the construction worker break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was his hammer!
Joke #2
Why did the construction worker put his work boots on his head?
Because he was trying to make a point!
Joke #3
Why did the construction worker put on a raincoat before going to work?
To avoid getting paint on himself!
Joke #4
Two guys were walking on a beach when they came across a lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie said, “I will give you each one wish.”
The first guy said, “I wish I was back home.” So, the genie sent him back home.
The second guy said, “I wish the first guy was still here.”
Joke #5
Q: What’s the best way to avoid hitting your thumb with a hammer?
A: Use a bigger hammer.
