A collection of funny common core math jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
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Introduction
We all know that math can be tough – but it doesn’t have to be! In fact, some of the best math jokes are those that make us laugh. If you’re looking for a good way to lighten the mood in your math class, try out some of these funny common core math jokes. (Just be sure to keep a straight face when you tell them!)
What is the Common Core?
The Common Core is a set of math and reading standards that were developed to provide clear, consistent expectations for what students should be learning at each grade level. The goal is to help ensure that all students have the skills and knowledge they need to be successful in college and careers.
The Standards
The Standards are a set of expectations for what students should know and be able to do at each grade level. The Standards are not a curriculum. They are a set of shared goals and expectations for what all students should be learning. The Standards define what students need to know and be able to do, but they do not define how teachers should teach or how students should learn.
The Math
These math jokes are perfect for members of the National Society of Mathematicians, math teachers, and anyone who needs a good laugh.
Q: What’s the best way to describe it when a number is larger than infinity?
A: Impressive, but still not large enough.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He gives it to a physicist, and the physicist does it.
The Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to school!
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny Common Core math jokes. If you have any other favorites, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more math humor, check out our post on the funniest math memes.
