We all know that the best coaches are always able to keep their sense of humor, even in the midst of a tough game or practice. So if you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny coach jokes.
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Jokes about football coaches
Q: Why don’t football coaches eat at buffets?
A: Because they’re always on a diet.
Q: How many football coaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he really needs to have a team of assistant coaches to help him.
Q: What do you call an unemployed football coach?
A: A footstool.
Q: How many head coaches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll probably get fired before he can finish the job.
Jokes about basketball coaches
What do you call a basketball coach who’s always yelling at his players?
A dictator!
What do you call a basketball coach who’s always complaining about the refs?
A referee-baiter!
Jokes about hockey coaches
What do you call a hockey coach that doesn’t know the score?
Unemployed.
Why did the hockey coach cross the road?
To get to the rink!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the rink!
How many hockey coaches does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty-seven. One to do it and fifty-six to say, “I could have done that.”
Jokes about baseball coaches
What do you call a baseball coach who’s always yelling at his players?
A pain in the neck!
What did the baseball coach say to his team before they took the field?
“Get ready to strike out!”
Why did the baseball coach put his players in alphabetical order?
So he could yell “You’re all out!”
Jokes about other sports coaches
“I’ve never met a coach who wasn’t overpaid.” – Earl Weaver
“There are two types of coaches: those who have never been fired, and those who have been fired more than once.” – Unknown
“The trouble with most coaches is that they want to win games instead of teaching players how to win.” – Unknown