Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny circle jokes. They’re sure to make you smile.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Short jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Medium jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Long jokes
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This is one of the most classic jokes of all time, and it’s a pun. Puns are a type of joke that use words in a way that they can have more than one meaning. They can be clever, and they can make you smile.
Short puns
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Medium puns
Are you looking for some medium puns that will make you smile? We’ve got just the list for you!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
-What do you call a snowman with a seven-foot wingspan? A snowconda!
-Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy!
-Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
-What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato!
-What do you call a dragon who likes to sunbathe? A fire breather!
Long puns
Q. What’s the best way to describe it when a cat sneezes?
A. Atranspurration!
Q. Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed at the same time?
A. Because you can’t parallel park a tractor!
Q.What’s the best way to describe it when two ghosts have sex?
A. They sheet together!
