It’s that time of year again! Get into the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas riddles and jokes.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do reindeer hang out in? Herd others!
Where does Rudolph go to get his teeth checked? The North Pole dental office!
What’s the most popular wine at Christmas? “I don’t like sprouts!”
What do you call an elf who sings? A Caroler!
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
Christmas Riddles
Christmas is a time of year when family and friends get together to exchange gifts, enjoy festive meals and celebrate. What better way to spread some holiday cheer than by sharing some funny Christmas riddles and jokes? Here are a few of our favourites.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
Santa Claus is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call an elf who doesn’t sing?
An elf who doesn’t sing is called a “silent elf.”
Christmas Jokes
Christmas is the time of year when family and friends get together to celebrate. What better way to celebrate than with some laughter? Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes and riddles to get you started.
Why did Santa cross the road?
Why did Santa cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
Blindfolded
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Conclusion
And there you have it! Our Funny Christmas Riddles and Jokes. We hope you enjoyed them and that you have a very merry Christmas!
