Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Make your friends and family laugh this holiday season with these funny Christmas knock knock jokes!

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There are plenty of opportunities to use knock knock jokes during the holidays. Christmas is a time when people are often gathered together in close quarters, making it the perfect opportunity to share a few laughs. Here are some funny Christmas knock knock jokes that are sure to get a chuckle out of your family and friends.

Knock Knock Jokes

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Santa who?
No, I’m Santa Claus!

Elf Knock Knock Jokes

Elf Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Elf who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called an elf!

2. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Eve who?
Even I don’t know, that’s why it’s called an elf!

3. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda! Wanda who? Wanda you know how to make an elf smile? Tickling them until they pee their pants!

Reindeer Knock Knock Jokes

Reindeer Knock Knock Jokes
Q: Who flies Santa’s sleigh?
A: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph!

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the bad girls live!

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Christmas knock knock jokes! If you’re looking for more Christmas humor, be sure to check out our other articles, including our list of cheesy Christmas pickup lines and our collection of funny Elf on the Shelf ideas.

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