Funny Christmas Jokes that are Kid-Friendly and Printable

Looking for some funny Christmas jokes to keep the kids entertained? We’ve got you covered with this selection of kid-friendly jokes that are sure to get a laugh. Plus, they’re all printable so you can easily keep them handy for when you need them.

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Looking for some funny Christmas jokes that are kid-friendly and printable? Then you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of our favorite Christmas jokes that will have everyone in the family laughing.


If you are looking for some laughs this Christmas season, then look no further! These Funny Christmas jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. From Santa jokes to reindeer jokes, there is something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the holiday season with these funny Christmas jokes.


Q. What does Santa suffering from insomnia do?
A. He lies awake at night!

Q. How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid camera!

Q: What does Santa use to curl his hair?
A: A curling brrr-n!


Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee, “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history!”


Why did the elf cross the road?

To get to the Christmas party!

Christmas Trees

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
Because it felt pine!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at math?
Because they always end up with needles!

What kind of tree does a cat like best?
A Cat-Tree!

Why did the fir tree stay up all year?
Because it was a evergreen!

How do you fix a broken Christmas tree?
With a Christmas Tree Repair Kit!

Christmas Gifts

One Christmas, a little girl asked her mother, “What are all those gifts for?”
“They’re for you, darling. Santa left them here last night.”
“But why are they all the same size?”


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Christmas jokes for kids! If you’re looking for even more Christmas humor, be sure to check out our collection of Christmas puns and riddles, too. With so many ways to make holiday laughter, your family is sure to have a merry Christmas!

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