Looking for some funny Christmas dog jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
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Jokes
Laugh your way through the holidays with these funny Christmas dog jokes. From Santa’s little helpers to holiday hazards, these canine capers are sure to bring holiday cheer. So curl up by the fire, grab your favorite furry friend, and get ready to enjoy some holiday laughter.
Short jokes
1. How does Santa Claus take care of his sleigh?
With reindeer-inaries!
2. How does Santa Claus stay in shape?
By jogging up and down chimneys all year!
3. Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
4. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A foam!
5. What do you call a dog with no legs and no tail?
A carpenter!
Long jokes
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon bow!
Puns
Christmas time is upon us and what better way to spread holiday cheer than with some hilarious dog jokes! If you’re looking for a laugh, these Christmas dog puns are sure to do the trick. From reindeer to Santa, we’ve got all the bases covered. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh.
Short puns
Dog puns are some of the best Christmas jokes around! Here are a few of our favorites:
· I dog-nose what Santa is bringing me this year!
· Did you hear about the dog who ate an entire roll of toilet paper? He had to be put down.
· I asked Santa for a new dog this year. I hope he comes through!
· My dog is getting a little suspicious of all the holiday commotion. I think he might be onto us!
· My favorite Christmas card has a picture of a dog on it. It says, “Wishing you a paws-itively wonderful holiday season!”
Long puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t like puns? A Reboot!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
What kind of dog likes puns the most? A labradoodle!
Why did the elf put his big toe in the cookie jar? So he could cookie monster!
Riddles
Q. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Short riddles
What Christmas carol is based on a French folk song?
The Christmas carol “Jingle Bells” is based on a French folk song called “Ah! Vous dirai-je, Maman.”
Long riddles
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
What’s the best way to mail a letter to Santa? By rudolph-air!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!
