Looking for some laughs this holiday season? Check out our collection of funny Christmas cracker jokes!
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did Santa Claus go to the doctor?
Because he had a bad case of Christmas cheer!
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With a North Pole camera!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses!
What do you call it when Santa Claus falls down the chimney? Kris Kringle!
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With a North Pole camera!
Why was Santa Claus baking cookies? Because they were for Santa!
How does Santa Claus get around the world so fast? On a sleigh pulled by reindeer, of course!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t sing? A mute elf!
Here are some more funny Christmas cracker jokes:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because he had a bad cough!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
-What do you call an elf who doesn’t sing? A mute elf!
-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
-Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe hoe hoe!
-How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even!
-What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses!
-What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
-Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the red suit gets all the credit!
More Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
Here are some more great Christmas cracker jokes to keep you entertained this holiday season!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I don’t know, what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? Rudolf!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did Santa Claus go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of elfabuse!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crispy and chewy!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses!
Why did Santa Claus go to the hospital? Because he had the flu!
Why did Santa go to the hospital? Because he had the flu!
Even More Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye deer!
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A. An abdominal snowman!
Q. What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple!
Q. How does Santa Clause take pictures?
A. With a North Pole camera!
What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still a reindeer!
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With a North Pole!
Q. What’s Santa’s favorite food?
A. Cookies!
Q. How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A. With a North Pole!
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
