Looking for some funny Christian jokes to make your Mom laugh this Mother’s Day? Look no further – we’ve got you covered!
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Introduction
Looking for some funny Christian jokes to share with your Mom on Mother’s Day? Here are a few that are sure to get a laugh!
Q: What do you call a Christian mother who always tells the truth?
A: A witness for the prosecution!
Q. What do you call a Christian mother who is always late?
A. A procrastinator!
Q. What do you call a Christian mother who can’t sing?
A. Off-key!
The Best Mom
“The best Mom in the world is the one who can make her child laugh.” – Unknown
“A Mother’s love is like a circle, it has no beginning and it has no end.” – Roberta Fulbright
“My Mom is my best friend. She’s always there for me when I need her.” – Unknown
“A Mother’s love is never ending. It’s never too late to say ‘I Love You, Mom.'” – Unknown
A Mother’s Prayer
A Mother’s Prayer
Lord, please give me the strength to get through this day without losing my temper with my kids.
And please give me the strength to resist the urge to throttle the other drivers on the road who are making me crazy.
And please help me to remember that even though my husband may not be perfect, he is still the father of my children and I should try to be more understanding of his human frailties.
And please remind me that even though I may feel like I’m about to explode, I really don’t need that extra cup of coffee.
And please give me the wisdom to know when it’s time for a break, and the courage to take one when I need it.
And please help me to remember that being a mother is the hardest job in the world and that I am not alone in feeling overwhelmed and exhausted.
Amen
A Mother’s Love
A mother’s love is like a rose,
It’s beautiful and sweet,
And it makes us feel special
And loved every time we meet.
Mothers and Daughters
There was once a very famous Christian mother and daughter duo who went around the country giving talks about their faith. The mother was always very serious and dour, while the daughter was lighthearted and funny. They were both very popular, and people loved to hear them speak.
One day, they were scheduled to give a joint talk at a large church. The mother went on first, as usual, and gave a serious, thought-provoking speech about her faith. Then the daughter came out and told some hilarious jokes that had the whole audience in stitches.
When they were finished, they got a standing ovation. As they were leaving the stage, the mother turned to her daughter and said, “I don’t understand why people like you more than they like me.”
“That’s simple,” the daughter replied. “I tell them what they want to hear.”
Mothers and Sons
Why did God make mothers and sons? Because a daughter needs a mom to show her how to be a lady, and a son needs a mom to show him how to be a gentleman!
How many sons does it take to change a light bulb? One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a really long time because she has to do everything for her son.
Why are mothers and sons so close? Because they have to be – mothers are the ones who wipe their sons’ behinds!
What do you call a mother who has lost her husband and all her children? A widow.
To All the Mothers
To all the mothers out there, we just want to say Happy Mother’s Day! We know that being a mom is one of the toughest jobs out there, and we appreciate everything that you do for us. We also wanted to share some funny Christian jokes with you to help put a smile on your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these jokes!
Q: What did Eve say to Adam after they had their first child?
A: “I’m glad you’re not like my father!”
Q: How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one…but it really shouldn’t be her job!
Q: What do you call a mother who has lost all her children?
A: A grandmother!
