Looking for some funny chicken wing jokes? Then check out this blog post! We’ve got a collection of jokes that are sure to make you cluck with laughter.
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Jokes about chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an education!
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because he was sick of being cooped up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about chicken wings
Q: Why don’t chickens wear glasses?
A: Because they can’t see the point!
Q: How do you catch a chicken?
A: Hide behind a tree and make clucking noises.
Q: How do you keep a chicken from getting out of bed?
A: Put a clock in its coop!
Jokes about both chickens and chicken wings
What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
What do you call a chicken with a defect?
A chicken with a flaw!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?To make contact with the other side.Why did Mary have a great time at the baseball game?Because she sat in the Chick-fil-A section!What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?Lost!How does a farmer count cows?With a cow calculator!Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the rooster cross the road?To get to the henhouse!
Jokes about neither chickens nor chicken wings
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How many chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
None, chickens can’t change light bulbs.
