If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our blog post featuring funny Chicago jokes you haven’t heard before. From the city’s history to current events, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about the weather
Why don’t they teach driver’s ed in the winter in Chicago? Because it’s too cold to walk!
Why don’t they have fireflies in Chicago? Because they might freeze their butts off!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Chicago? To get to the other side of the snowbank!
Jokes about the Cubs
Q: What do you call a Cubs fan in October?
A: A tourist
Jokes about deep-dish pizza
What do you call a large pizza in Chicago? A small pizza.
What do you call a large pizza in Chicago? A small pizza.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Windy City.
What’s the best thing about living in Chicago? You can always find a good slice of deep-dish pizza.
Jokes about the city’s skyline
Why don’t they teach driver’s ed in the city?
Because it’s too hard to find a parking spot!
Why did the Chicago fireman go to the doctor?
Because he was coughed up!
Why did the city dweller cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Elevated tracks!
Jokes about local celebrities
Q: What’s the difference between Cubs fans and White Sox fans?
A: Cubs fans actually live in Chicago.
Jokes about the city’s notorious crime
What’s the best thing about living in Chicago?
Not having to shovel your driveway!
Why did the chicken cross the road in Chicago?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why don’t they have Christmas in Chicago?
Because 300 days out of the year it’s too cold to go outside!
